My neighbour Aynsley always thought she was better than me. Then I killed her.
I used to stack George R.R. Martin’s books, and I used to hate him because they were so big. I had to carry them down in boxes, and I used to think, “Who is this (jerk) who’s written this massive book?” - Kit Harington, while working in a bookstore
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.
You have a knack for getting under my skin, and it terrifies me how much I want you to stay there.
does anyone else feel like tumblr is a waste of your time but you just can’t stop spending 90% of your life on it
Love is the bane of honor, the death of duty. What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms… or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
Elle Fanning | by Williams & Hirakawa for the summer issue of Mode Magazine, 2014